my voice is girly when I talk to strangers but when I’m with friends I turn into morgan freeman
|Other people:||wow what a perfect morning for a run|
|Me:||wow what a perfect morning to go the fuck back to sleep|
boys like it when youre playfully mean to them. call them names. punch them on the shoulder. murder their families
"hey don’t you have a crush on…"
that gif is perfectly looped wtf
I'm not wasting my time on, peroxide sodden, Miley Cyrus cowellistas.
people who know the next letter of the alphabet without singing the song are terrifying